Would You Guys Be Mad

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Posted by Emily | Posted on Saturday, March 06, 2010

if I made this blog transferred over to a Tumblr blog instead?
I'm more than a little frustrated with Blogger and it lacks the more social aspects I desire with this kind of blogging. I already have a Tumblr blog and it's going rather well. Also, I don't have a ton to write about this specific stuff enough to keep everything going.

I think I'll just start copying posts over to my main Tumblr.

Here is the link, see you there!


www.selfportraitist.tumblr.com

What's This World Coming To

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Posted by Emily | Posted on Saturday, March 06, 2010

This should never exist.


It bothers me. A lot.
You know what also bothers me?
This.

 Why?
Because there is no such thing as "natural turkey" anymore. None of the turkeys you can buy at your typical big chain grocery store are "natural," because those kinds of turkeys can't even sexually reproduce. Their breasts are so big it prevents copulation. They're all artificially inseminated. These all natural turkey products really need to be called "not fucked around with any further" if there was any truth left in advertising.

These kinds of things make shopping more difficult each and every day. Oy vey.

Starting to Walk

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Posted by Emily | Posted on Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Getting the motivation to get up and go has been really difficult this last month. I have not made any significant weight loss changes despite eating a fraction of what I used to because my diet has been focused on convenience and my urge to exercise was dulled when I got sick and started sitting on my ass once again.

Also, I have to admit it is sometimes tough to deal with family members who are into fitness and are already fit. For me, I need to take baby steps, but that is hard for people like my sister to understand. These activities come naturally for her, but for me, I'm just learning. I want the sun to come out sooner, though, because I think I'd have more luck getting exercise if there was some fun or competition involved (and preferably with someone of equal experience and fitness level). I'm going to make efforts to try tennis again, which should be fun and exciting.

I'm sorry I haven't been active on here as much. I've started blogging much more on my Tumblr blog. The posts from this blog are published there, as well, as that is more of an over all diary instead of focused on one specific topic. In the end, I'll probably end up going completely over to Tumblr with these things. Thanks for staying with me, guys.

Sickness and Death

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Posted by Emily | Posted on Thursday, February 18, 2010

New! It's hip! It's all the rage!
Lose that weight fast and easy with new and improved
Death!

That's right, Death will make you lose the weight like there's no tomorrow!


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We now return to your interruption of your regularly scheduled programming.
I'm sick right now with a nasty two-week cold, and it's made me lazier than ever.
Sadly this was pointed out to me by my sister who, though she has the right ideas, is sometimes
more than a little on the blunt side.

I've got to get a move on again, even if I've got a sinus headache and the cough medicine won't
touch this thing (do not use Robitussin Cough Gels. They don't do shit!) Exercise seems like the last
thing I'd want to do but I have to or else I'll be stuck like this forever.

Thanks for sticking with me even when I get lazy like this.
To keep track of me, follow this link.

A Definite Idea Worth Spreading

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Posted by Emily | Posted on Tuesday, February 16, 2010

If there were any better reason to re-evaluate the way we look at food as a nation, I can't think of it.


Watch this.